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This Post Does Not Involve Probate or Nietzsche
Speaking of Wills, Will Wilkinson brutally sums up our two most recent Attorneys General:

Ashcroft is an unlikable prick. Reno burns babies.

And I thought I was harsh on the old bat. It’s good to see I’m not alone.

UPDATE: I’m stealing Will’s phrase “boatload of Condis” and turning it into my own, private, really quite amazingly dirty fantasy. If any adult film producers are reading this, let’s talk.

One condition: Asparagirl is in charge of casting.