This Post Does Not Involve Probate or Nietzsche
Speaking of Wills, Will Wilkinson brutally sums up our two most recent Attorneys General:
Ashcroft is an unlikable prick. Reno burns babies.
UPDATE: I’m stealing Will’s phrase “boatload of Condis” and turning it into my own, private, really quite amazingly dirty fantasy. If any adult film producers are reading this, let’s talk.
One condition: Asparagirl is in charge of casting.