The First One Was Too

The First One Was Too Obvious
Reuters (Motto: “One Man’s Wire Service Is Another Man’s 30-Foot Intestinal Parasite”) reports that automakers — starting with BMW — will be installing Windows in some new car models.

Punchline #1: We’ll have a whole new way to crash cars.
Punchline #2: In a related move, Amoco announces it will soon carry memory upgrades at its service stations.
Punchline #3: BMW originally picked Apple OS, but customers demanded cars that go faster than 50.
Punchline #4: State assemblies consider new bills banning driving while blogging.

Did I miss any?