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At Least the Pope is

At Least the Pope is No Racist

Pope John Paul II, now so senile as to sound like Pat Buchanan, claims that abortion could lead to the fall of democracy. Continuing to mumble, the pontiff went on to accuse halitosis of starting World War I, and laid blame for the fall of Classical Greece square at the feet of meningitis.

When an especially sharp reporter pointed out to John Paul that meningitis has no feet, the Pope shrugged and asked for a cookie.