The Following Is Fiction, But

The Following Is Fiction, But That Doesn’t Make It Any Less True
SorkinWatch Update: It’s just after 11pm Pacific Time. No bouts of verbal diarrhea or political Tourette’s Syndrome this evening, but he’s only on his first bowl and Leno isn’t on yet. The baggie of shrooms lies untouched next to the Cheetohs on his nightstand, so visual acuity is still sharp and grounded in reality. We’ll try to provide more details if he lights up again during the Gilligan Marathon.