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He’s Back Home and Will Be Drinking Soon
The following is the only thing that needs to be said about campaign finance “reform.” Ever.

“When the legislature controls what is bought and sold, the first thing to be bought and sold will be legislators.” We all know that old saw, but let’s add a CFR amendment to it. “Any attempt to regulate the buying and selling of legislators will meet with the same success as other attempts to rig markets.”

There, I think that covers it.