It's Friday -- He'll Drink

It’s Friday — He’ll Drink to Most Anything
Twenty-five posts so far today, and yet not one mention of the severed penis. I’ll drink to that.

UPDATE: We just got our first Google for “nebraska penis.” I am filled with pride. Or something.

FURTHER UPDATE: Thanks to some overly well-informed reader, I now know that under “car wash penis Nebraska” at Google, VodkaPundit is the third item. Scary.

FINAL UPDATE: Latest Google search to hit this site? “figure+skating+rules+underwear.” I don’t want to know.