You Insomniacs Will Rest Easier

You Insomniacs Will Rest Easier
Found this one on Drudge — Amtrack is threatening to discontinue service. In a related story, Michael Jackson threatens to stop producing new albums.


You can get an endless series of jokes here:

Congressman [Any Name] threatens to stop making speeches.
Al Gore threatens to use fewer big words.
Iraq threatens to invade Texas.
Britney Spears threatens to dress all trampy and stuff.
VodkaFiance threatens VodkaPundit with lots of hot & steamy Friday night sex. (OK, so that one happened. You ought to see my other emails.)
John Tesh threatens to fade silently away.

Got more? Send’em in.


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