And No Tartar Build-Up There,

And No Tartar Build-Up There, Either
One of my favorite recent discoveries, Little Green Footballs, quotes at length a Weekly Standard story where we learn, among other things, that some Gitmo detainees have put toothpaste up their bottoms. At least their backsides are minty fresh, I suppose.

As Dave Barry says, I swear I’m not making this up.