Who Let the Dogs... Oh,

Who Let the Dogs... Oh, Hell, Not Even I Can Say It.

A pack of wild dogs mauled a little boy to death in Norway yesterday. "Should this happen several more times," said a Norwegian government official who preferred to remain anonymous, "then we will be forced to raise our voice when we say 'bad doggies,' and maybe even send a note to Brussels."

The official concluded with, "I'd rather you didn't use my name, since taking such a strong stance is frowned on by the PM."