UMass RAs: 'D**ks Out for Harambe' Is Sexual Assault

Resident assistants at the University of Massachusetts Amherst have threatened students that if they use the popular meme "d**ks out for Harambe," they can face sexual assault charges under Title IX of the Civil Rights Act. The meme refers to a gorilla killed to save a child in May. The RAs argued that since the school has an African-American "Defined Residential Community" called "Harambe," any meme about the gorilla will be taken as a "microaggression." The particular crude meme in question will be considered sexual assault.

"To be very clear: using popularizes [sic] phrases/hashtags which encourage the exposition of body parts runs the risk of being reported as a Title IX incident. These are sexual assault incidences that not only get reported to Community Standards, but also to the Dean of Students," the letter read (emphasis added). "Needless to say, it is a very serious incident—especially for a first year student!"

Yes, you read that right. These RAs are threatening that anyone who writes "d**ks out for Harambe" on a dormitory whiteboard could be charged with sexual assault. The meme is crude, for sure, but this seems a bit farfetched.

Their reasoning? "These comments are not only derogatory, but also micro-aggressions to some UMass Students," write the RAs, who identify themselves as "Ryan and Colleen." They explain that UMass offers "a DRP focusing on African-American heritage, and it is called the 'Harambe' floor. 'Harambe' is actually a Swahili word, which stands for 'the point where people pull together.' It has a very positive connotations [sic], but current social media has been misrepresenting it."

"The floor has been in existence for many years, so any negative remarks regarding 'Harambe' will be seen as a direct attack to our campus's African-American community," Ryan and Colleen declare.

Here is the full letter:

First off, the hall is called "Harambee," not "Harambe." The Swahili word also has two e's. In context, memes about Harambe have nothing to do with the race-segregated residence hall, and everything to do with the gorilla.

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