The PJ Tatler

Ready for LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM? Wesleyan University Sure Is

The nuns warned us it would eventually come to this. Welcome to the world the satanic Left is building for your children:

Open House is a safe space for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderfuck, Polyamourous, Bondage/Disciple, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism (LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM) communities and for people of sexually or gender dissident communities. The goals of Open House include generating interest in a celebration of queer life from the social to the political to the academic. Open House works to create a Wesleyan community that appreciates the variety and vivacity of gender, sex and sexuality.

And in case sadism and masochism aren’t dangerous enough, the university, located in central Connecticut, offers this warning:

Lead Paint Disclosure: Housing built before 1978 may contain lead-based paint. Lead from paint, paint chips, and dust can pose health hazards if not taken care of properly. Lead exposure is especially harmful to young children and pregnant women.

Glad we got that, er, straight.