Have you heard the news? Larry King, the former CNN host who turns 578 years old this November, has returned from the netherworld and will host a new show on Russia Today. That’s basically the Kremlin Channel.
RT’s promo for King’s new show is…amazing. It takes a man who was there when Moses parted the Red Sea and dressed him up with a Batman soundtrack to make out like he’s a superhero. This is man who did 43 hour-long interviews with Tammy Faye Bakker. Then it flies a whole bunch of words across the screen, only one of which applies to King (“SUSPENDERS”). Then Larry talks, followed by enough dramatic endings to give you the hiccups.
It’s a work of art, is what I’m saying.