The PJ Tatler

The Rise of the Assault Shovel

Ok, most of us here can agree that gun control is silly — or at least that gun control is actually the ability to hit what one aims at. But I’m listening to the local talk radio station the other day, and this typical liberal nitwit says, and I quote, “I’ve never fired a gun in my life, and if I had three wishes one would be that all guns disappear.”

Let’s say for the sake of argument that we go in for total confiscation tomorrow. And further for the sake of argument this doesn’t set off a civil war. It’s barely in the realm of possibility you could get rid of them all. Guess what you can’t confiscate, Skippy.


The ability and knowledge to make firearms. So let’s just get the idea that guns are ever going away out of our heads shall we?

Besides, you can make an AK 47 out of a shovel.