The PJ Tatler

DHS Suggests Scissors

From the Daily Caller, some hints about what to do if a “active shooter” is in your office or workplace:

  • hide
  • throw things at him
  • try to subdue him
  • as a last resort, try to attack him physically with objects such as scissors.

They neglected options like “throw baseballs at his head”, “jump out the window”, and “cry”.

Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about a concealed-carry holder shoots the sonovabitch?