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Maryland Idiots Suspend Two Boys for Playing Cops and Robbers at School

Tar. Feathers. Some assembly required.

Two more Maryland school kids got into trouble for pointing their fingers playing cops and robbers at school.

Actually, in the Eastern Shore schoolyard during recess in this latest case.

It happened last week at White Marsh Elementary in Tabot County.

The two six year olds had been playing and were suspended for a day.


Just a couple of weeks ago another Maryland school suspended a boy for making a gun with his fingers and saying “bang.” Apparently whoever suspended him mistook a six-year-old boy’s finger for a live, working and loaded firearm.

You can’t raise an actual boy in the state of Maryland anymore. I left the ironically nicknamed “Free State” a few years ago, and have never looked back.

h/t Instapundit

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