The PJ Tatler

Hezbollah Controls Syrian Chem Weapons

Which include mustard gas, VX, and sarin.  A top Hezbollah military officer tells il Foglio (my favorite Italian newspaper) that THEY–the Hezbollahis–have control over the chemical weapons.  And not to worry, while Assad “will not hesitate to use chemical weapons,” they will only be used against his enemies, since Hezbollah keeps potential traitors far away from the “secret deposits.”

So relax.  It’s all fine.  Meanwhile, head for that crash course in Italian.