Science, Answering the Important Questions: Is This the Most Beautiful Face in Britain?

Considering the competition…well, that would be mean so we won’t. So meet Florence Colgate, the 18-year-old who is, according to the rigors of Western science, the UK’s most natural beauty. “High cheekbones” factor into the decision, which will further dent Elizabeth Warren’s claim to Cherokee heritage.

But the science is undoubtedly racist anyway.