You have to feel for the people who live in the Denver Area, according to weather reports they are going to get slammed today by a massive snow storm—up to two feet of snow. Despite the fact that Denver is one of the more hearty cities in America, being very used to snow, people are bound to be stuck in their houses for a few days.
So as a service to these hearty Coloradans who have “weather the storm,” we thought it appropriate to provide some light “weather related” reading, the Official “Stupid Things Used To Fear Monger About Global Warming” List (What makes it official? I said so).
Since July 2009 global warming moonbats have blamed global warming for each item on the list below, each one links to a real story naming climate change as the culprit for some unrelated crisis. These climate change alarmists are so creative, it will help ya’ll pass the time.
Incredible shrinking sheep, Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean, Surge in fatal shark attack, Boy Scout tornado deaths, Global conflict, Beer tasting different, Suicide of farmers in Australia, Bigger tuna fish, longer days, shorter days, Collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden, Cow infertility, UFO sightings in the UK, Rise in insurance premiums, Heroin addiction, Frigid Cold Winters in Great Britain, Cancer, Death from heart disease, diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease and even accidents, homicide, suicide, water -borne disease outbreaks, heavier, wetter snowstorms treacherous for travel and ambulation, Lyme disease, swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations and the spread of forest and crop pests, 40,000 dead crabs , unrest in the Middle East, screwed-up love making, the Japanese earthquake-tsunami, horrible rash of tornadoes in southeast United States,extended severe allergy seasons, Lyme disease, malaria or dengue fever, trauma, depression, high blood pressure and heart disease, increased threat of wars, violence and military action against the UK. migration of possibly rabid Vampire bats from Mexico, Armed robbery, prostitution, and drug abuse in Ghana. and The Arab Spring.