The PJ Tatler

Buzz Ballad: The Riddle Song ("I Gave My Love...")


I gave my love a Congress that had no stones
I gave my love a national debt that is all we own
I gave my love a pension that had no worth
And government subsidies for terminating birth

How can there be a Congress that has no stones?
How can the national debt be all that we own?
How can the pension that I worked for retain no worth?
How can the government pay for terminating birth?

A Congress that will not stand up, it has no stones
The national debt dwarfs GDP, so it’s all we own
The pension was gambled away so that it has no worth
And it’s a mystery why government pays to prevent birth