ABC News Catches Herman Cain in Extremely Damaging Scandal

If the cream is off line, reject 9-9-9.

Now leading in at least one national poll, Cain is frequently asked if he is the new political flavor of the month. Cain’s canned response is: “Haagen-Dazs black walnut tastes good all the time.”

Here’s the problem: Haagen Dazs no longer makes black walnut ice cream. It was a limited edition, and is no longer available. So, in a manner of speaking, you might say that Haagen Dazs black walnut was – by definition – a flavor of the month.

Thank you, ABC, for saving the nation from such a dangerous man.