Rumpelstiltskin was a dwarf
And in the tale of old
He saved the miller’s daughter
By spinning straw to gold.
RonPaulstiltskin is a man
Elected to the House
Who’s running now for President
The people to arouse.
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RonPaulstiltskin spins the tale
Of how the US can
Only avert disaster if
It’s Libertarian.
RonPaulstiltskin says that we
Must bring the troops all back
He does not think it wise to fight
Al-Qaeda in Iraq.
Rumpelstiltskin spun the straw
And made it into gold.
RonPaulstiltskin spins the straw
Positions that he holds.
Spinning straw to gold’s a skill
That’s not vouchsafed to man
RonPaulstiltskin can’t make gold
Like Rumpelstiltskin can.
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