The PJ Tatler

Glenn Beck moving to Texas

The New York Daily News reports that Glenn Beck sold his Connecticut mansion and is moving to Texas.

Beck stated: “As we build a new media, I’m not building it in New York.”

Gee, could that be because New York has high taxes that punish entrepreneurs who become “too rich,” whereas Texas has no income tax?

Or could it be because all those tolerant, diversity-supporting liberals who “hate conservatives” because “We’re in New York and we hate Republicans”?

Or maybe it’s because all those peace-loving lefties who believe it’s okay to purposefully spill wine on Beck’s wife because of their political views?

I know I’m going out on a limb here and appearing intolerant. I mean, after all, isn’t it okay to assault somebody if you feel like it? Isn’t that just an expression of feelings protected by the First Amendment?

Since nobody was arrested by NYPD, this must be the law in New York. Correct?

Welcome to intolerant, violent, unenlightened Texas, Glenn. We’re happy to have you here.