The PJ Tatler

Shorter Maureen Dowd:

Weiner should have sexted more glamorous women!

MoDo comes off as not only a catty elitist, but more than a bit jealous that it wasn’t her on the receiving end of all that randy facebooking and tweeting. MoDo’s biggest problem with Weinergate isn’t the lying, it’s that she remains the cyber spinster.

The weenie Weiner married up to Hillary Clinton’s aide, the glamorous and classy Huma Abedin, and only 11 months later got caught e-dating down with a Vegas blackjack dealer, a porn star and a couple of college students. . . .

After seeing a cascade of famous men marrying up and dating down — Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Dick Morris, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods, David Vitter, John Ensign and Arnold Schwarzenegger — and with Dominique Strauss-Kahn being supported by his prominent, elegant and wealthy journalist wife as he fights charges that he assaulted a 32-year-old hotel maid, maybe feminists have learned that male development stops at power.