You're not alone, Nelson... Sex can cause heart attacks in older men

It’s not only true of Rockefeller Republicans. According to a new study, men over 50 should pace themselves when engaged in hanky-panky. But it’s not all bad news: “While they found that sexual activity caused a 2.7 increased risk of heart attack, this overall risk was quite small and should not dissuade those with heart disease from indulging in a little bedroom action.” Moreover, from another study, “Men who have sex three times a week can decrease their risk of heart attack and stroke by 50 percent, while women who enjoy sex tend to live longer than those who don’t, according to Drs. Michael Roizen and Mehmet Oz.”

So turn off the television already.