Never previously having attempted to write poetry, here is my first effort. It should probably also be my last.
Blither, dither, little guy,
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky.
That you know best
I can attest and
Have no wish to be a pest.
Play some golf, go and party.
Do it well and please be hearty.
Rio’s great this time of year,
So go and drink some yummy beer.
It’s a great big treat, don’t be a jerk.
When you come back there’s time for work.