Is it Iowahawk? Is it the Onion? No...

… it’s apparently real:

Roughly 150 various advocates — lobbyists for gays and lesbians, legislators, White House officials, at least one cabinet secretary and the first lady — gathered around President’s Obama’s bully pulpit in the White House Thursday to cheer for increased government monitoring and intervention in Facebook conversations, in playgrounds and in schoolrooms around the country.

Yes, they apparently really are talking about Federal regulation of childhood bullying.

“Mommy, Bobby called me fat.”

“Don’t cry, honey, Mommy will call the FBI.”