The PJ Tatler

Farrakhan: Get ready for MidEast-style rumbles in the US

The question with Calypso Louie Farrakhan is always whether he’s coming up with his ideas on his own, or whether the UFO mother ship is telling him what to say. You make the call here:

“What you are looking at in Tunisia, in Egypt … Libya, in Bahrain … what you see happening there … you’d better prepare because it will be coming to your door,” Farrakhan said in a booming voice, thousands of followers cheering in his wake.

Farrakhan also called on President Barack Obama to allow protesters to march, urging the president not to attack innocent people when they do.

Wait — if Obama has to be urged not to attack the protesters, then the marchers must be against him, right? Is Louie turning into a Tea Partier? Or maybe he’s just going Hollyweird.

Farrakhan extolled the virtues of Scientology and its auditing process, which is considered spiritual counseling by its members.

“L. Ron Hubbard is so exceedingly valuable to every Caucasian  person on this earth,” Farrakhan said.

“… L. Ron Hubbard  himself was and is trying to civilize white people and make them better human beings and take away from them their reactive minds … Mr. Hubbard recognized that his people have to be civilized,” Farrakhan said to a cheering crowd.