Chris Dodd to head the MPAA?

Corruption + liberal political access = anti-gravity: You always fall up.

Former Sen. Christopher Dodd, the front-runner to head the Motion Picture Assn. of America, could be named as Hollywood’s top lobbyist as early as this week.

Dodd has no experience in entertainment, unless you count his past alleged sandwich-making antics with the late Ted Kennedy. The MPAA gig would pay him more than $1.5 million per year.