The PJ Tatler

BREAKING: The Hilton Wench Goes Muslim

Yes, she’s now a member of the religion of peace.  Puns beckon…

As so many of her new faith, she came to Allah in prison.

I can’t resist quoting this truly unforgettable line from the news report:

“By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.”

Just to anticipate the obvious witty comment, no, I don’t know anything about her views (let alone actions) regarding female circumcision.