The PJ Tatler

Headlines, Feb 7: Let them eat kielbasa!

Obama’s Super Bowl party menu: bratwurst, kielbasa, cheeseburgers, deep-dish pizza and Buffalo wings with sides of German potato salad, twice-baked potatoes and assorted chips and dips. Forcing restaurants to adopt leaner menus could wait a day.

Remember the Twinkie defense? Meet the Red Bull defense.

Sunday’s dreadful halftime show won’t make the top 10.

“Dude! It’s Green Bay, Wisconsin! We won the Super Bowl! We’ve got nothing better to do!