“He doesn’t like alcohol so he wants to raise taxes on everybody else,” says fellow GOP.
Swearing expert (!) weighs in on the benefits (!) of expletives.
People might embrace the melting pot a lot more if there was beer involved.
As St. Patrick's Day approaches, let's appreciate our poisons.
"He drank the beer ... and turned into a human."
How many drinks does it take to make a straight man gay?
"A nice little walk by the beach" turns into an exhausting, inebriating adventure in southern France.
This story would be funny if the errors taught by this church weren't so serious.
Offered in the spirit of keeping beer drinkers honest.
He should be railing against those who drink barely "beer."