The leftist coddling of criminals who agree with them politically is nothing new. Teddy Kennedy not only got away with murder, he spent the rest of his career being lauded by Democrats and Democrat-sympathizing Republicans like the late John McCain.
A feature of the Through the Looking Glass dystopia we're living in is the climate church activists' penchant for doing stupid and criminal things to bring awareness to the fact that they're clinically insane. Sure, they'll tell you it's to make you care more about what they care about, but I was right in my initial assessment.
In recent years, these idiots have taken to vandalizing great works of art to get the attention that their mommies and daddies never gave them. Robert wrote about one such incident last week.
It's understandable that people who have virtually nothing to offer the world would target lasting works of art for their tantrums. They're useless people who spend all day, every day making deposits in their resentment banks.
For a while now, the climate loons have been gluing themselves to various surfaces to make a point. If you think this seems akin to eating nothing but pizza to get in shape, you're not alone. Logic and making sense are practically anathema to leftists. They also mistake being disruptive for being effective.
Like all decent people, I have no patience for a bunch of ignorant malcontents who believe that they should be rewarded for throwing fits. Because I tend to think outside of the box (whatever "the box" is), I come up with solutions to problems that most people don't. I will now make a not-so-modest proposal to deal with the climate freaks, as least until we can get them all into mental institutions.
Let's build a big, centrally located indoor gulag and start gluing these morons to the floor. Maybe call it Climate Gitmo. I'm open to suggestions on this.
They will be fed nothing but beef and cheese from cow's milk, on plastic plates, of course. They'll be drinking milk from plastic straws, in keeping with the theme.
The walls surrounding them will be filled with pictures of birds killed by turbines on wind farms, with a death toll counter that's updated daily.
You get the idea.
The Climate Gitmo mascot will be Floaty the Polar Bear. An animated version of Floaty will regale the warming nuts with gems like, "Methane is my favorite thane," or "Your mama is a gas guzzler."
My point here is that there is nothing that can be considered too absurd when dealing with mentally unstable people whose default is padded room.
These suggestions of mine may be considered tongue in cheek.
Or I may be investing in a glue factory.
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