The Morning Briefing: Nightmare Time—What If Joe Biden Wins?

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President Biden, or Something

OK, I shouldn’t be bringing this up again but I do get a lot of inquiries about it.

What are we to do if the unthinkable happens and that drooling idiot Joe Biden is actually elected president?


It’s not really out of the realm of possibility; do remember that more than half of this country was paste-eatingly dumb enough to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. They call it a “popular victory” and we call it a “national embarrassment.”

I have been pondering this hellish scenario for quite some time but most of my conservative friends have been more optimistic. Now they are coming around to the worst of the worst-case scenarios.

Most of us do believe that the current polling is, put mildly, completely full of crap. Still, we have to prepare for the outside chance that the polls may be right. A very outside chance, I know, but preparation is always a good thing.

I have many conservative friends who are convinced that President Trump is on his way to a decisive victory. Given how wrong the polls were in 2016, I can’t put up much of an argument base on them. Or any argument, actually.

Sadly, I do believe there are enough remarkably stupid people to elect Crazy Joe the Wonder Veep president. The one saving grace that keeps me off of the ledge is that I don’t believe most of them are motivated to get off of their lazy Democrat butts and vote for him, even if it’s done via the vote-by-mail fraud scam.

One of my best friends is the VP of operations for a large company. I asked him last weekend how he felt about the post-COVID business future.

“We just have to hope Joe Biden doesn’t get elected,” he said.

I’m fairly certain that sentiment is being echoed throughout boardrooms in America.

AP Photo/Matt Slocum (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

I can’t be casual about this. While I don’t think that everything is an existential crisis, I do believe that a Biden victory would do damage to the Republic that might be irreparable. This isn’t an election cycle that anyone can be casual about. If this demented clown gets elected because the Democrats deliberately tanked our economy, then the American Experiment (h/t de Tocqueville) is over.

I’m going to enjoy what our regular trolls have to say about this.

Oh, how they dance for me.

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PJ Media Senior Columnist and Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author ofDon’t Let the Hippies ShowerandStraight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.” His columns appear twice a week.


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