The Politics of Being a Studmuffin: RFK Jr., Kid Rock, and Sexy Shirtless Cold Plunges

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It’s an ironclad PR law: If it’s a visual medium, then your appearance matters — period, end of story.

It’s true in job interviews. It’s true in criminal proceedings. And it’s absolutely true in politics.

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Some call it pretty privilege, but it’s not really about prettiness. “Pretty” makes for snappier alliteration, but it’s actually about attractiveness: When the audience looks at you, do they like what they see?

Or do they recoil in horror and disgust?

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. doesn’t have an attractive voice. If this were the 1990s and you were running a phone sex business, that’s NOT the voice you’d want chatting with customers. (Frankly, he sounds like a lawn mower.)

But visually, RFK Jr. is in phenomenal shape — and if a picture says a thousand words, just one image of RFK Jr. shirtless makes a powerful, indelible statement about his fitness, health, commitment, strength, and virility.

So check out this video of our 72-year-old secretary of health and human services taking a spa day with 55-year-old Kid Rock:

Does the video make total sense? Nah: Most of the time, Kennedy probably doesn’t work out in his blue jeans — and I’m slightly baffled by his decision to take a cold plunge while still wearing Levi’s. (I’m guessing it was due to, ahem, certain biological realities of the male anatomy in cold water.)

But it’s the perfect quick-hit video for our social media age: punchy, funny, viral, and self-aware. (My favorite part: Kid Rock and RFK Jr. doing shots of whole milk. Cheers, boys!) 

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Millions will see it for themselves. Millions more will hear about it.

And the #1 takeaway audiences will have: “Holy [bleep], RFK Jr. is ripped!”

For many reasons, Kennedy is an unusual avatar of health and fitness. Whereas his boss is a self-described germaphobe, RFK Jr. doesn’t fear germs, because:

Still, one of the tools in a politician’s toolbox is his appearance, and leveraged correctly, it can absolutely influence popular opinion. Kennedy shouldn’t overdo it, of course — no need to pull a Putin and gallop shirtless — but his 90-second X post was perfect.

Here are the three reasons why this PR concept was a winner:

  1. He earned tens of millions of dollars in free publicity. (Just over the first 24 hours, there’s already been 100+ news stories.)
  2. Kennedy reminded audiences that he’s not just paying lip service to health and fitness; it’s something he truly believes in and follows. (Even if he uses testosterone replacement therapy, you’re not going to rock a physique like that without dedication, commitment, and LOTS of hard work. D.C. is a town rife with hypocrites and liars, but when it comes to fitness, RFK Jr. walks the walk: He’s legitimate.)
  3. Audiences associate the MAGA movement with health, fitness, and virility. There’s an aspirational quality to it, too: We aspire to be like that.
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We can also add a fourth reason: It creates an unavoidable contrast between Republicans and Democrats.

And for the overwhelming majority of the country, that’s a winning contrast for the GOP: The message, the messenger, and the medium are in perfect alignment.

Mel Brooks was right: When you’ve got it, flaunt it.

One Last Thing: 2026 is a critical year for America First: It began with Mayor Mamdani declaring war on “rugged individualism” and will reach a crescendo with the midterm elections. Nothing less than the fate of the America First movement teeters in the balance.

Never before have the political battlelines been so clearly defined. Win or lose, 2026 will transform our country.

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