Roger L. Simon

Elect me! I've lived in more foreign countries than Obama

In what has to be one of the dopier assertions in a dopey election year, Barack Obama tells us he’s an expert in foreign policy because he lived in Indonesia as a kid.

Great. I’ll raise him. I lived in England, Spain and the Czech Republic – and as an adult. That makes me more qualified than Obama, in his bland and fallacious reasoning. As I have said before, this man reminds me of slick infomercial salesman on late night tv.