Roger L. Simon

Stop this man before he sins again - Chiraq the Model continued

In one of the more entertaining political implosions of our time, French President Jacques Chirac continues to shorten the distance between foot and mouth to microscopic lengths, this time assuring a fascinated world that the French are “better than the British,” according to the Torygraph.

Le President has issued a denial, however, of his previous pronouncement on English food. “No, no, I did not say that,” said Chirac. The Torygraph agrees: “a factually correct answer as far as it went, as he had put British cooking second from bottom, above Finland.”