It's a Trick...

I know it’s a trick. And I haven’t allowed myself to believe a word of it since I first read, several days ago, the Center for Disease Control has decreed it’s okay to be overweight. Possibly beneficial. [Is that why you had a third helping of practically everything at the Seder last night?-ed. Shut up and eat.]

What’s next? Cholesterol is good for you? (Yes, I know… LDL, HDL… but you know what I mean. Better enjoy this while it lasts. No telling what they’re going to say next year. Somehow I’m still suspicious…)