Andrew Klavan's Talking Crap 3: ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!

If it was a dinosaur, it would be a Crapasoraus Rex.

If it was a painting, it would be The Mona Crappa.

And if it a was an actress, it would be Crapalina Jolie.

But this is Klavan on the Culture interpreting President Obama, so it can only be, Talking Crap 3: ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!