Trump and 'Morning Joe' Are Breaking Up

(h/t Washington Examiner)

Face it, this primary has been hell on relationships. It was just a few months ago that Joe, Mika, and Der Orangenführer were a smiling, laughing threesome.

Sometimes people just fall out of love, you know?

I don’t watch or do @Morning_Joe anymore. Small audience, low ratings! I hear Mika has gone wild with hate. Joe is Joe. They lost their way!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2016

The last few months have seen the relationship between Trump and Sean Hannity really flower. Even the casual observer can see that theirs is a romantic bond that may be a once in a lifetime thing. This will give them some quality time to spend with just each other.

Don’t hate on love, people.

Expect the Trump/Morning Joe feud to last at least until late September, when Donald realizes that 99% of the media outlets in America are cheerleading full time for Hillary and he needs all of the friends he can find.