It’s not the story as much as this headline from Agence France-Presse:
Hopping the wall into Trump’s US, in under 2 minutes
Those wacky Euros, always so in love with a strongman. Meanwhile, those plucky Mexicans will show Trump who’s boss:
President Donald Trump’s orders to deploy thousands of National Guard troops to secure the US frontier with Mexico did not stop one determined migrant from hopping the border wall on Friday.
With the help of three other men — two to give him a boost and one to stand as a lookout — the young man jumped the rusty metal barrier that separates Ciudad Juarez from Sunland Park, New Mexico. The whole operation took less than two minutes.
“He couldn’t get over! He was taking forever,” said one of the men who helped him, telling AFP he has seen people scale the six-meter (20-foot) wall in one minute flat. He then ran off to avoid being spotted by US Customs and Border Protection.
Luckily, a photographer just happened to be there to record the whole poke in the eye for posterity.