If you thought Trump could not out-troll himself, you would be wrong. He is the grand master and god-emperor of the art of the troll. Today he has topped all of them with this thing of beauty. I give you, the Nickelback troll. First we see Joe Biden declaring that he never knew nothin’ bout no Ukrainian deals his son got and then we see Nickelback singing “Look at this photograph” holding a picture of Uncle Joe and Hunter Biden with his Ukrainian boss.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! pic.twitter.com/QQYTqG4KTt
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2019
I know that the Never Trump cruise crowd just hates this stuff, but I ask you, can you ever see an American presidency without this kind of magic? I know I don’t want to see a future so boring as every year prior to 2016 again. Can you even imagine another boring Bush presidency where all we get is the crappy Patriot Act and a mountain of debt without any comic relief? If we’re going to socialist hell, let’s at least have fun on the way. This is truly the best timeline. Soak it in, folks.
Megan Fox is the author of “Believe Evidence; The Death of Due Process from Salome to #MeToo.” Follow on Twitter @MeganFoxWriter