Lying Pervert Alfred Kinsey Makes The New Republic's Top 100 List
The New Republic magazine celebrates its 100th anniversary with a special section called "100 Years, 100 Thinkers."
Unfortunately, the categories into which these "minds who've defined our century" are helpfully slotted are almost parodically First World, elite-uptown-liberal:
"Architecture." "Environmentalism." "Songwriting." "Diplomacy."
And of course, "American Civil Rights." (Zzzzzzzz....)
Unless you count "Medicine," no hard sciences were deemed worthy of consideration.
An alien browsing this section would be forgiven for assuming that man never set foot on the moon.
But who cares when someone named Alice Waters "made (local) lettuce sexy!"
(And besides, The New Republic assures us that "Martians need only watch one of [Richard Pryor's] concert films to best understand the human species in the shortest amount of time.")
Naturally, there's a "Sex" section, and Alfred Kinsey comes out on top (as it were.)