The 10 Dumbest Fireworks Fails

Freedom in the United States of America doesn't just mean expressing your freedom of speech or your right to petition the government. Sometimes, it's about the freedom to fail ... and fail we do ... especially, it seems, when beer and explosives are involved.

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10) Brazilian Rocket Science

I don't know any Portuguese curse words, but I'd venture a guess that this video from São Paulo contains some choice epithets. Never, ever, ever hold the fireworks in your hand. Just don't.