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Lessons on Being a Grown-Up from… Vincent Price?

A big movie star came to my hometown to shoot a cheesy local children's show. Here's what he accidentally taught me.

Kathy Shaidle


February 5, 2013 - 7:00 am
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Vincent Price as you’ve (probably) never seen him.


The Seventies was a lousy time to be a kid.

Oh, sure, it wasn’t all bad:

We didn’t wear bike helmets. Our parents made us play outside (“Get out of this house, and don’t come back ’til the street lights come on!”). We “bounced around in the back of the station wagon.” No one was allergic to peanut butter, or very much else.

Evel Knievel was a role model.

But something freakish, sinister, and incomprehensible was always being talked about, over at the Me Decade’s grown ups’ table:

Watergate (which had something to do with “bugs” invading America, I concluded; men in suits talked about it on TV so much, they interrupted my lunchtime Flintstones for months), the Patty Hearst kidnapping, Vietnam, Jimmy Carter, Bicentennial toilet seats, The Gong Show, hijackings, the Loud family, D.B. Cooper, divorce, things called “muggings,” crying Indians, gas station lineups and an unprecedented combination of high inflation, unemployment, and interest rates that adults muttered about in worried voices just out of earshot.

Epitomized by Howard Hughes’ will, fakery was epidemic:

We decorated our houses with plastic flowers and fruit. Squeaking drugstore paperback racks were laden with books about astrology, crypto-zoology, alien astronauts, and other junk history. “Everyone knew” that some all-powerful “They” had gotten away with killing the Kennedys and King. What chance did a timid, puny seven-year-old girl have?

If a rich child porn aficionado could bury a bunch of kids in their school bus, what the hell couldn’t happen?

A kid needed a break.

If you lived in my part of the world, starting around 1971, that respite came in the form of a cheap local TV show called The Hilarious House of Frightenstein.

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Opps, "grammar slammer bammer" . Come to think of it, it might have been another character on the show and not the Gronk". Can anyone else remember what puppet helped with the grammar lessons on THHoF?
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Kathy, thank you for the walk down memory lane.
I remember THHoF fondly. Billy Vann was an under appreciated talent. I especially liked the grammar lessons the Count and Igor received from the "Gronk". Once in a while I make the "grammar slammer hammer" comment to my colleagues in the souther U.S. and enjoy their puzzled looks, but it gets the poiny across.

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