Mike Tyson imitates Herman Cain, Life imitates 'The Ring,' and Ratner imitates Rizzo,

1. Worst of all: now we won’t get to hear Eddie Murphy’s joke about this

Just to review:

BRETT RATNER is no longer producing the next Oscar telecast because he:

a) more or less quoted a line from a movie that, er won “Best Picture” in 1970

b) said he’d had LINDSAY LOHAN checked for STDs before he slept with her

In other words, one of the last men in Hollywood who’s seen a movie older than Star Wars and demonstrates a modicum of common sense is now out of a job.