When I was a kid in the 1970s, Canada seemed like utopia: cleaner, safer, nicer people, and with better hockey players. That was an understandable conclusion considering I grew up in Detroit.
Visiting relatives in Windsor, Ontario, was fun because we didn't have to look over our shoulders for "bums," gangs of thugs, or the Oakland County child killer. I was too young to understand "free healthcare." I'd make fun of my cousins' accents (they pronounced Pat as "pot"), and they'd laugh at me because merely crossing the Detroit River back home meant my odds of getting "redrummed" grew by about 1,900%.
FACT-O-RAMA! The Oakland County child killer murdered a number of kids in 1975-1976 near Detroit. One of the few clues the police had about the savage was that he likely drove a blue AMC Gremlin. As kids, we'd see one while playing outside and laugh as we ran away. The killer didn't, to the best of my knowledge, deign to hunt kids in Detroit, which was probably a safety measure for him. I for one (allegedly) owned a Montgomery Ward bolt-action .410 and was ordered by my dad to not let anyone near the family when he was working midnights in a car factory. He issued this command after something unspeakable happened to the young mom two houses down.
Here we are 50 years later, and what's going on? Detroit could — and did — somehow become more of a toilet.
FACT-O-RAMA! The house I grew up in, or what is left of it, was recently selling for $500.
You can watch me reconquérir my old home below:
Decades of Democrat rule gutted Detroit like a walleye. Canada had a front-row seat to Detroit's destruction and should have taken notice of what liberal policies did to the "Paris of the Midwest."
GHETTO-RAMA! Detroit has been run by Democrats since 1962.
Was Canada too stupid to watch and learn as the Motor City crumbled, lost jobs, and became the murder capital of the country, or did their commie, poutine-chugging masters like what they saw and say, "Sacre bleu, we can do that too. Hold my Molson!"?
Since Canada elected Liberal Party Princess Justin Trudeau in 2015, the crime in Ottawa, Canada's capital, has exploded by 63%, with a 58% increase in violent crimes.
RUMOR-O-RAMA! Many people believe that Justin Trudeau's mother had a lover boy named Fidel Castro, who is alleged to have fathered Justin. Sexual debauchery is one of the 45 goals of communism.
As crime exploded across Canada, Trudeau disarmed Canadians at a sickening rate, labeling almost 2,000 types of guns as "prohibited," as the police told citizens to leave their car keys by the front door to make the criminals' lives easier:
Toronto Police Constable Marco Ricciardi suggests leaving your car keys by the front door so the armed home invaders don’t hurt you… “They’re breaking into your home to steal your car, they don’t want anything else.”
— Andrew Pollack (@AndrewPollackFL) March 15, 2024
If criminals are armed, homeowners should be armed as well! pic.twitter.com/hK52r24mZ1
Since 2024, cities across Ontario have declared "food insecurity emergencies," resulting in a surge of Canadians rushing to the commie-riffic, state-run "food banks" where impecunious Canucks can eat for free. Free food visits are up 340% since 2019.
Related: Canada Fines an 85-Year-Old Hockey Scout for Being Old-Fashioned
This blurb from Food Banks Canada oozes malodorous Marxism:
Food Banks Canada supports a network of 5,500 food banks and community organizations across Canada. We all do our part to contribute to the collective impact.
How'd that "free healthcare" plan work out for the Great White North? This study from 2025 spills some ugly secrets:
Don't worry, Canada, if the lines to see a doctor are too long, you can ask for a state-assisted suicide rush job and get euthanized, STAT!
Though Canadians may wait months to see a doctor, their government will happily offer same-day service if you prefer to die, even if you're a "mature minor."
ALPO-RAMA! Canada euthanizes almost five times as many people as dogs. I am not sure what the waiting time is to take Fido to see a veterinarian. Euthanasia is now the number 5 killer of Canadians.
Communist fingerprints are found throughout Canada, including the ole reliable subterfuge of “oppressors vs. the oppressed.” Kind Canadians recoiled while reading headlines pushing the myth that Catholics once rounded up indigenous children just to kill them and bury them in graves with no headstones.
Related: Kudos, Commies, You've Made White People a Global Hobgoblin (and Cashed in Doing It)
Not only were there no dead, indigenous kids located, but what has happened to the tribes is the same thing taking place all over Canada: rampant fraud, while the liberal government does nothing lest they miss their share of the beavertail.
The Canadian saga gets worse. Canada is now stealing private property because of centuries-old fishing treaties, and guess who pays the price? White Canadian citizens.
Related: Oh Canada! Your Government Took Your Guns, Now Your Homes. Get It, Yet?
Then things got uglier.
CSIS, Canada's version of the FBI, visited conservative pundits, including Lauren Southern, and threatened her into becoming an asset for them, lest they "throw her to the wolves." She said, "No."
This is one the WILDEST things Ive ever heard...
— Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@Tablesalt13) November 12, 2025
its from the Lauren Southern leak where she claims she recorded a CSIS intelligence officer trying to make her an asset
LISTEN to what he says -- he SAYS the truth doesn't matter in Canadian court, only perception does.
WOW! pic.twitter.com/sakIXP1W34
You can watch the longer version here.
The nation that once bragged that it was "Not America" is becoming China, which is how the former prime minister, Justin Trudeau, has always wanted it.
When asked in 2013 which nation he most admired, Trudeau happily slathered his tongue on the cloven hoof-shaped boots of the Chinese communists.
There is a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say we need to go green, we need to start, you know, investing in solar.
The current prime minister, Mark Carney, appears to agree and may be stepping on the gas to bring their snowy portion of the New World Order to heel.
A five-year outlook study on Canada's future, which the public was not meant to see — though you can see what's left of it here — written by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), predicts financial doom and civil unrest (gee, too bad Canadians lost their guns).
What does the RCMP blame for this calamity? Climate change and "misinformation."
Yes, that's the same RCMP that trampled a woman who dared to call for "peace, love, and happiness" during the trucker protest in Ottawa several years ago.
If all of this hasn't convinced you that China is taking over Canada, read my article about China taking over Prince Edward Island, Canada's smallest province, and even going so far as to build a base on it.
Related: This Is Not a Drill: China Is Building a Base in Canada (and Possibly the Catskills)
Thanks to my go-to guy regarding Canada's commie problem, Liam Out Loud. Please give him a follow. You won't regret it.
The promise was that feminization would soften conflict.
— Liam Out Loud (@liam_out_loud) May 11, 2026
The yield was a surveillance state in which every disagreement becomes a compliance matter, routed through bureaucracies that monitor and punish rather than reconcile.
Direct male conflict ends in reconciliation.… pic.twitter.com/cCMAK5H1ho
EASTER EGGS-O-RAMA! I hid five Canadian rock bands in this article. Did you find them? I'll leave the names of the bands in the comments.
