If you listen to my obnoxiously pro-Constitution, giddily anti-communist morning radio program, conveniently called The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show, you've heard me talk about prairie fairies releasing sun-blocking particles into the air to keep the planet from burning like a worm — fueled by cow flatulence — under a Coke-bottle sized magnifying glass in the hot August Las Vegas sun.
Just a reminder that the climate putterers, like former Operation Mockingbird yob Dan Rather, believe that bovine borborygmus will cause the oceans to swamp Florida, and that the sun will crisp our crops in the Midwest.
This was Dan Rather 43 years ago on CBS spreading bullshit about global warming. In the 1970s, they said global freezing was coming. Today, they simply call it climate change. My entire life, I've listened to this nonsense and these so-called scientists have never been right! pic.twitter.com/HuBMrobFDA
— THE-GOP-0000 🇺🇲 (@THEGOP0000) May 14, 2025
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FACT-O-RAMA! The cloud huggers also believe chickens are a major source of something or other that will kill the planet. Isn't it weird that cows and chickens, major providers of food with protein, are suddenly bad for the planet? Maybe that's why millions of chickens were killed by the gain-of-functioned bird flu virus, but birds we do not eat didn't seem to be affected. So weird, right?
The National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) released a mostly ignored article back in May 2022 declaring that clean air was now responsible for climate change and, particularly, was causing hurricanes.
REPEAT-O-RAMA! The eco-freakos who have been threatening the rest of us with enviro-doom for decades decided back in 2022 that clean air is now bad for the climate and is causing more hurricanes.
But that's not what the NOAA's hurricane page tells us.
The worst decades for hurricanes, according to the NOAA, were as follows
- 1941-1950
- 1891-1900
- 1931-1940
- 1881-1890
- 1871-1880 tied with 1891-1900
- 1851-1860
So why did the NOAA do an about-face and suggest clean air causes hurricanes? Maybe because they knew that in 2025, the planet bandits would start pumping particles into the air to block the sun, you know, to save Planet Earth from the very same sun that has kept it alive for 5.5 billion years.
The Brits have been "experimenting" with sun-reflective particles by pumping them into the atmosphere from airplanes and the troposphere by ships.
Here in the U.S., the dendro-heads recently began secretly blasting particles into the air on the West Coast, going so far as to launch tiny salt particles into the air from a decommissioned aircraft carrier in San Francisco Bay.
Some critics suggest messing with natural sunlight might change weather patterns. I'm afraid it might cause crops and livestock to shrivel and die, and result in the deaths of hundreds of millions of people.
FAMINE-O-RAMA! Remember when I said the leftoids want to kill cows and chickens? Do you recall how China snuck a cow-and-crop-killing virus into the U.S. earlier this summer? Blocking the sun is an easy way to kill livestock and crops, but I'm sure the globalists didn't think of that, right?
Australia was the first nation to try to block the sun back in 2018. The experiment failed. They all have, thus far.
It seems as though the NOAA has gotten the clean air they whined about (over the Atlantic; the Pacific is still somehow "polluted") and is moving the goalposts, in a damned-no-matter-what-we-do scenario.
If I know globalist bog frogs the way I think I do, I'd suggest no good can come from trying to "save the planet" by blocking the sun.
If you don't believe me, as your local brontosaurus, why are they no longer around?
Here is a hint: a meteor hit the Earth and filled the skies with ash and soot. The sun's rays couldn't get to the planet's surface. Here is what happened next:
Then ash, smoke, and debris in the atmosphere spread around the planet, turning daylight into a constant twilight that lasted for months and possibly years. Temperatures dropped, and food became increasingly scarce. Entire ecosystems collapsed. When it was all over, between 75 and 80 percent of life on Earth had perished.
I believe that the last line is the goal of the globalists: to cull the human race, and what better way to do that than block life-giving sunlight, to "save" the climate.
Am I a tinfoil wack-a-doodle-doodle-doo? Please feel free to opine in the comments below!
