I remember being a kid in Detroit and asking my grandfather why the geese fly in V formations but pigeons flutter erratically like sky drunks.
He suggested the geese have figured out that flying in a V formation — like WWII fighter planes — helps with aerodynamics. The pigeons, which fly as though they are in a wind tunnel, do so because they lack leadership and aren't smart enough to come up with a cohesive plan for the flock.
Whether my grandfather's answer was based on science or the dwindling case of Carling Black Label beer in the fridge, it reminds me of some of the communists we see taking to the streets lately, usually foundering about, mostly unguided, and looking like complete loobies.
Yes, some of these leftoid protests/riots are funded by shadowy people with shadowy money. Some of that cheddar likely originated in your wallet (if it hadn't already been taken from you before you even opened your paycheck), spent a little time in the pocket of George Soros, and finally found its way to the Venmo account of some commie street booger who was paid to hold a sign in front of a Tesla dealership.
FACT-O-RAMA! Modern Hitler Youth leader Mahmoud Khalil was arrested on Monday for his part in Columbia University's recent pogrom. In less than 48 hours, radical Islamists somehow managed to gather a large crowd, produce a huge stage banner, and hand out dozens of professionally made signs to hold.
Even Jewish Chuck Schumer is rallying around Khalil and his antisemitic hostilities.
🚨BREAKING: A huge crowd is gathering in NYC to demand the release of Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian activist and recent Columbia graduate, who was abducted from his home by DHS agents on the evening of March 8th and is now in ICE detention. 📍Foley Square, Centre St &Worth St, New York, NY 10013
— The People's Forum (@PeoplesForumNYC) Mar 9, 2025
You've also likely seen commie street drongos running their own, separate war against Elon, Trump, and everything else that doesn't bend a knee to the communists. These are the low-info, easily controlled numpties who "resist" for free, like this dope who laughingly punches a bullet-proof Cybertruck — you know, for the resistance:
Liberal man was seen chasing after and attacking a Cybertruck with a family traveling inside it near Bryant Park in NYC.
— Liberacrat™️ (@Liberacrat) March 10, 2025
Liberals are the most vile, hateful, insufferable and toxic species on earth.
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What about the kids in the car being terrified by the job-dodging hippy? Who cares? To the clown in the video, they are likely "Nazis" just as much as the driver.
There have been no fewer than 13 attacks against the Tesla company in recent weeks. Some were, according to Elon Musk, funded by the skullduggery that is ActBlue. Some of the violence came compliments of the Democrats' most reliable, violent street minions: transgender dudettes.
Between the attempted bombing of the Tesla store in Loveland, Colo. and the firebombing and shooting of the Tesla in Salem, Ore., both apprehended suspects are trantifa activists: Justin Thomas Nelson aka "Lucy Grace Nelson" and Adam Matthew Lansky aka "Allison Tesla."
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) March 10, 2025
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Democrats have long relied on the violent trans crowd to do their dirty work. They also seem to believe the answer to their abysmal approval rating is to break out even more transamabobs.
"The View" recently unearthed the Bud Light-crushing, trans-on-a-can Dylan Whatshisname to lecture the nation on why men in women's sports is a good thing, despite the people being overwhelmingly opposed to it.
The View had Dylan Mulvaney on and posted clips of him on their TikTok. They quickly disabled comments on the two separate posts. He’s just a “musical theater girl through and through”. pic.twitter.com/OgbsXAxIAB
— John Curtis (@Johnmcurtis) March 10, 2025
And when men in dresses can't get your point across, send in the clowns!
Liberal legacy Trumpophobe Rosie O'Donnell is trying to celebrate her recent move to Ireland — after her Los Angeles home was destroyed by the Democrat-sponsored fires — and has found that no one seems to care. Ditto Ellen DeGeneres. Who could imagine that the opinions of angry lesbian comedians from the 1980s are no longer relevant?
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What have we learned?
We have learned that the Democrats are desperate to "resist," and they are relying on street urchins — both professionals and novices — to cause chaos, believing that bullets, firebombs, and men in thongs will somehow sway Americans to their side. It isn't working, but it is entertaining.
Every attack on a Tesla dealership — or a CyberTracker with kids in the — is a bad look for the party that recently got hammered at the ballot box.
Breaking out reptiles like Chuck Schumer to celebrate antisemitism, while hilarious, doesn't seem to have the "umph" the Democrats had hoped it would.
In the summer of 2020, the Marxists led a wave of violence across the nation. Today, their "resistance" consists of car-chasing stooges, drag queens, and washed-up comedians.
Daft Democrats cannot or will not accept the writing on the wall: when it comes to their "resistance 2.0," no one cares!
