As a former New York City liberal, I can assure you that the number one pressing issue on the minds of Trump's jury is not whether or not the man is guilty; it's how their lives will shredded by a pack of shrieking, commie pit bulls if they don't convict Trump and give him the brazen bull treatment.
The commie pimp hand is strong in the Big Apple, and New Yorkers are typically weak when it comes to standing against the crowd politically, even if the crowd is monstrously stupid.
New York City lefties feel a combined and baseless sense of superciliousness and grandiosity. They feel they are noble in their beliefs and believe that the right is full of drooling, racist, redneck peckerwoods. Being a "liberal" is the perfect form of supremacy that leftists need to feel good about themselves.
Marxist fools in New York happily and foolishly vote for commie candidates and even welcome the carnage their vote brings.
Trump's jury knows they will have to walk among their fellow New Yorkers after the case. Convicting will make them heroes, and acquitting will make them lonelier than a ham sandwich at a PETA rally.
N.Y. commies hate Trump to the point that they can't speak about him without rage-spitting. He isn't merely the devil; he is Satan's feculence. Sending him to jail will make the jurists gods among the men, women, she-boys, he-things, and various human hybrids that dwell in the chamber pot that is New York City.
Check out this wing nut. A gang of kids kicked his husband into the traumatic brain injury unit at the local hospital. But he doesn't want the miscreants in jail; he is pushing for "restorative justice" and "social spaces" to stop the anti-gay carnage that almost killed his partner.
I lived just off the park where this happened. I knew not to go in after 3 p.m. Perhaps his husband's social conditioning told him he was "racist" for thinking the local kids would thump him.
This is how "progressive" New Yorkers think. Imagine having to face them if the jury lets Trump walk away unscathed.
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Let's take a look at the unlucky jury and see if we can figure out which tragedies might befall them if they acquit the "Cheeto-dusted ogre."
Juror #1 is a male who works in sales. If Trump walks, he won't be able to sell fire extinguishers to people ablaze.
Juror #2 is male and an investment banker. Wall St. is chock-full of Trump-loving conservatives. He will be safe if he votes to acquit and might even pick up a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue from his boss.
Juror #3 is a single guy who works in corporate law. If Trump walks, this dude's career is over. If he convicts, he'll be lining up hirsute, hipster chicks dying to breed with him.
Juror #4 is a male, security engineer. He claims he has no problem acquitting Trump, which tells me he wants to hang Trump by the ankles and take a victory lap around the microbrewery where he "ironically" orders cans of $4 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Juror #5 is female with friends who have "strong opinions" of Trump. If she acquits, she knows she will lose them and will be banned from her favorite vegan restaurant. She might actually have to eat non-organic celery when she is banned from Whole Foods.
Juror #6 is a female who gets her news from the NYT, Google, Facebook, and Tiktok. This tells me she is likely too stupid to know she is in a courtroom. She is unmarried and would likely remain that way if she disappointed her city. No WAY she acquits. Convicting Trump might even get a man to "swipe right" now and then.
Juror #7 is a late, middle-aged dude who is a civil litigator. He might be OK acquitting Trump if, for no other reason, his life kinda sucks and he wants to lash out at the society he believes doomed him to be a civil litigator.
Juror #8 is a retired wealth manager. This guy is Trump's best ally. He is likely well-off and doesn't care what the soap-dodging pinkos think.
Juror #9 is a woman who doesn't understand legal proceedings. She could vote to acquit and not know what that even means.
Juror #10 is a dude who works in e-commerce, which tells me he probably works at home and won't have to face angry office workers at the water cooler. However, if he DOES go to the office, even part-time, his coworkers will geld him if Trump skates.
Juror #11 is a Californian who watches late-night comedy shows and thus will never, ever, acquit the man who is lampooned every night by "comedians" who suckle at the commie media teat for mad stacks. Convicting Trump will, in her mind, make her a hero. She might even try to pimp a reality show about herself and how she gleefully voted to send Trump to the gas chamber because California leftists are narcissistic buffoons who believe they should be famous for doing nothing, like Paris Hilton, the Kardashians — you get the point.
Juror #12 is a woman who works as a physical therapist. Though she listens to podcasts on sports and faith, she will lose her entire list of clients if Trump isn't walked to the gallows. She would have to move far away, perhaps to Michigan, where we don't hire physical therapists; we just walk it off so we don't feel like a pansy.
Do I think Trump has a chance of a hung jury? I do. If the retired wealth management dude has the nads to do the right thing and is willing to risk the slings and arrows of psychotic harpies who will be waiting for him outside the courtroom, the others can vote to convict and dodge being sent to cornfield by a city full of angry freakshows screaming that Trump won't be de-skinned on NY Channel 1.
