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Pravda Press Pushing the Same Blue Anon Conspiracy Codswallop

It's never been easier to recognize mental illness in the country. I don't mean the homeless guy napping in a river of his own chunder. 

I'm talking about your "nephew" with zher eggplant-colored mohawk and a face that looks like a pin cushion.

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR-O-RAMA! I wrote "zher eggplant-colored mohawk" before I found this "temptress" below.

Another clue that someone is nuttier than squirrel scat is his or her unbending willingness to believe every doolally blue anon conspiracy theory from perennial media chowderheads like Rachel Maddow and her lefty news myrmidons.

Here are a few of the whoppers the Stalinites pushed since Trump descended the escalator to wage war against the Marxists trying to enslave us:

  • Russia collusion 
  • "Good" nazis
  • Trump mocked a disabled reporter
  • Trump built cages for kids
  • Trump tried to take control of "the beast"
  • Trump violated the Espionage Act.

We could also add:

  • Masks work
  • Vaccines work
  • Ivermectin doesn't work.

This list is just an appetizer of the hoodoo that the left has spread.

Check out this video from the mental bellyflops at CNN as they tried to humiliate Joe Rogan and keep people from using inexpensive ivermectin to fight China's number one export, the "Bat stew flu."

Call me recalcitrant, but if, say, Tucker Carlson told me even a pinch of these lies, I wouldn't watch him anymore. 

FACT-O-RAMA! The more a person invests in a lie, the harder it will be to convince them that they are wrong. I suspect there was a dolt on the deck of the Titanic screaming, "The ship is unsinkable, you conspiracy theorists!" Chances are he is still on the Titanic.

Marxists, however, know that weak people are easily controlled, as are malcontents and the mentally ill. Incels and crosspatches are easy prey for communist recruiters who offer them a speedbag on which to pound out their frustrations resulting from a lifetime of being an insignificant barely-ran, and that target is Trump and his MAGA legions.

Maddow is happy to beclown herself for $30 million per year to work one day a week, compliments of the Marxists and globalists who put their hand up her backside and control her like a puppet. What's truly astounding are the gormless zombies, like this schlemiel, who tune in for Maddow's weekly banquet of baloney, applesauce, and tommyrot, despite her easily researched history of broadcasting blatherskite.

Why do people cling like barnacles to lie factories like MSNBC and CNN? Simple, liberalism is a cult, and I oughta know.

Related: The Cult of Liberalism, From Someone Who Escaped

You've no doubt heard that Trump is going to "end democracy." I predict you'll hear that Trump is going to buddy up with Putin, lock up the LGBT crowd, and my new favorite, "He said he's going to be a dictator and imprison his political enemies!"

All while the Biden administration is trying to bankrupt and imprison Trump. They've locked up several of his cronies and persecuted others. They are actively trying to shred the Constitution, especially those pesky First and Second Amendments. Yet lifetime losers and brain-free simpletons will open their mouths like baby birds as deep-state pinkos like Maddow regurgitate lies into their lazy, hungry, angry faces.

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